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The Dank Dark World of Livejournal [26 Nov 2010|10:48pm]
[ mood | full ]
[ music | 30 minutes to midnight ]

Hello? *listens for echo*
Just out of curiousity... who still posts? Anyone? Cause it's hard to tell seeing as my last few pages are mainly Emily and Caryn...

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It's that time again. [24 Jul 2010|12:01am]
[ mood | pensive, whatever that means ]
[ music | Nirvana - In Bloom ]

Time to update. Not really much has happened since... June 27 wow that was a long time ago. Well actually a Shlot of stuff has happened but I won't bore you.

That sums that up.

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Blistering Banana's! [27 Jun 2010|09:30am]
[ mood | relaxed ]
[ music | Outkast- The Whole World ]

The last 24 hours were so fun, shit. First I met CaptainWang himself at Meridian 16 and we saw Saved after this really bad survey thing that was very repetitive. I thought Saved was hella good. I love how it makes fun of half of the world's religion, and also how it was funny. Anywho, we walked to the bustop, and got on. After a few minutes the bus just stopped and everyone got out. We asked a few people what happened and all we got were a few disgruntled, "da bus broke"s. So we got on the 3 which doesnt go to West Queen Anne. So we got off in like what, Belltown? And we walked a little bit to a busstop which got us on the 1 which took us to Zack's. Once there we bickered about what to do and called people until I finally caved and me and zackary biked to the video store and got the unrated version of Eurotrip. We biked back and had a Scuffle about stupid stuff and then we ordered pizza and watched the very not nude movie. *cough* When his parents came home, how should i say... a little tipsy? We went downstairs and watched some of the more deep scenes of the movie again. (the movie was very good, great music and photography) So then we like played Bond for Xbox and saw the trippiest yet funniest thing i have ever seen. It was called "SUPERTED!" and it was about a super teddy bear who came to life by a spotty man (thats his name, spotty man) and saves the day from Texas Pete, Bulk and Skeleton. It makes NOOOO sense and its great. anyway then we played more for hours and then at like
5:30 we popped in the Waterboy and wathced like a half hour of it. At 6:00 we went upstairs and watched infomercials and then this really poory drawn spiderman that was really bad. but funny. we fell asleep for a couple of hours at like 8 and then his mom made us this really good breakfast at like 12. Then we performed the classics that made aladdin great for his parents and they recorded on video camera. Then i went home. I hate writing this much.
"I think I'll Say my magic Word!" *Silence*

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"Hey look, i'm being mercilessly beaten with a giant inflatable bat!" [31 May 2010|01:36pm]
[ mood | orgasmic ]
[ music | Black Eyed Peas - Latin Girls ]

This weekend was so orgasmically good. Everyday had its ups and its... well actually just a lot of ups. I would write more but my dad is up to his usual (quotes zack) DouscheBaggery.

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Shiznat List 2.3 [16 May 2010|06:28pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Insane Clown Posse- What is a Juggalo ]

You know da drill... ~Note: Constantly Edited~

 

Christina

Aaron

Adam H.

Adam M.

Barry

Becca

Casey

Caryn

Darren

Dylan

Emili

Emily...

Gracie

Hannah

Henry

Ian Brown, BITCH

Ian Ramsey

Inness

Isis

James

Jaya

Jeff G.

Jeff O.

Jesse B.

Jesse J.

Jhonney

Jordan N.

Jordan S.

Katherine

Keisha

Kia

Klairey

Kristian

Leah B.

Leah M.

Leela

Libby

Mark

Martha

Max

Monica

Peter H.

Rachel

Riley

Robin

Roxy

Sara

Shanika

Zach

Zack

And You.

 

Repeat.

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"Keep Your Fingers" [12 May 2010|01:41pm]
[ music | Art noise+ random music ]

So Zack and me are in art (still are) and we'rd doing "callages." We decide to try and cut a National Geographic in two with the paper cutter. We succeed but its jammed. It takes both of us to unjam it and when we do the substiutute mumbles something i decipher as something in some russian dialect. Well we make up some excuse like we needed it and m oved on. He continues to mumble really aggressively and we start laughing and ask to huim to reperat it. He says "Keep your fingers" and starts to laugh. Apparently he had a friend who lost all his fingers but one when he was doing pullups in a door way and the door was shut and lobbed em off.

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Tripfest [08 May 2010|11:37pm]
[ mood | Fucking Happy ]
[ music | Outkast-Roses ]

Today is like the best day ever.

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FUckkkk [07 May 2010|06:11pm]
HOly FuCk. WhO tHe FuCk FucKeD WItH My lJ?!?!?@!??
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[06 May 2010|05:31pm]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | Some distant radio... ]

Things with Riley are going great. The sex is better than ever and teh chemistry is fabulous! He wrote me two notes and gave me a box with lipstick on it. OF course, he's too bashful to give it to me himself (oh riley, so cute!)

I've decided that Riley and i need to be open with our sexuality and with our sex. So i openly agree to shotting all the scenes in "GlueStixxx"

XOXOXOXO!!

-Brown

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8th grade Schmitzians only [03 May 2010|03:38pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | Shorty Doowop - Baby Bash ]

If you take this and post what you got, you are garunteed to get those grades or i will pay you $35.* **

*Offer Void where prohibited.

**Prohibited in Washington.

EDIT: ALSO VOID IN TEXAS
Your final grades for this year. by colorocrap
GPA 3rd quarter?
Pick a Book...
Tanaka Final Grade: *No Show*
Schmitz Final Grade: D, Wow! you did all the work and got full credit, but you didn't have sex with him, shame on you!
Pounder Final Grade: *No Show*
Elective Uno Final Grade: C, Spanish can bite your ass, eh?
Elective dos Final Grade: *Withdrawn*
HoFuck/Dizzmeister Final Grade: D, fucked by the ho.
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!
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Fight the man? Meh. Been there. [30 Apr 2010|11:56pm]
Today sucked. Cept for when i beat mark at monopoly. That was my moment.
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*Shhhh!* [24 Apr 2010|09:38am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | the nonstop partay of school on saturday ]

You know what's fun? Yes that's right: Saturday school. Cuz thats where i am and let me tell you, the partay never stops. Ms. Tolson keeps checking to see what work we've done, and i just keep telling her im still "Researching." Speaking of par-tays, there was one last night. It was very, "suburbian." it wasnt just in any old Subrbian street, oh no, it was in a caldisac. Most of the McKnighties were kinda, ditzy? thats probly the word, the smallest joke would set them off in fits of laughter, but they were kinda biznitchy otherwise..
actually the only ones that i actually liked were the ones that were already friends with christina and i had already met.. zack was being all bitchy and i dont know why. christina/Inness/Monica were wearing all the "cute" *licks lips* miniskirts. well i guess thats it other than mark getting soked and issaac doing his classic stripfest. Well there was also the huge orgy... but thats blah. If you've read this i want youto know that you just wasted your time. *minimizes window*

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Step Right up folks, don't be shy! [21 Apr 2010|09:34pm]
Which Teacher will Rape you? by colorocrap
Bro or Ho?
Funniest Teacher?
Favorite Teacher?
Stupididest Teacher?
You will get Raped By...Tanaka, confused and asian.
He will...Take you up the Butt.
Secretly you...Thought he was a llama.
Number of STD4
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!
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[16 Apr 2010|11:28am]
I like cheese.

I also like sex.

I love you.

Marry me.

...

please?
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*grumbles* [13 Apr 2010|05:11pm]
God.

*Allah.

I don't get stuff sometimes.
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Although i dissaprove... [05 Apr 2009|06:39pm]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | Nirvana- Polly ]

With a tear in my eye and an ache in my head, I sing.

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And Schmitz is having sex with his thirteen wives... [31 Mar 2009|07:47pm]
[ mood | Pumped ]
[ music | Eamon- Fuck It ]

I actually just threw a big handful of coffee beans in my mouth, chewed it good, and swallowed. I'm also sipping on a frappaccino and eating chocolate that i inserted coffeebeans into...

It's gonna be a merry night.

I actually have My Cepis done, so its polysexual Saratoga Square time... something along those lines.

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Have you met my fetus? [30 Mar 2009|05:28pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | D12- My Band ]


I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


I don't get these but they make me laugh.

Well, me and max are almost done with our things for math, we just have to build them now, also: i'm done with 5/10 of my CEPI's. I might actually pull off a B in Schmitz. Probably not though. Oh fuck, not with the test... Meh, bleh, shmeh.

Oh and Max, I'm going to your house this weekend to plan the big keggar.

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I know how annoying this is butttt.... [29 Mar 2009|04:17pm]

******- i wanna fuck you... in a loving way... ******- your hot like ice cream! ******- i love you, but im just not a jew. *****- you know whose really hot? max. ******- *slaps ass* *****- you ate paper, biatch! *****- suck a dick! in the butt! til it cumz! (STONER) *****- it's over. you just werent ferocious enough in the sack. *****- hmm, currently a little annoyed, butta, as long as you keep that lesbian sex up were fine. *****- i stole yo pizza, hoe. *****- my head destroyed that building! *****- god i hate you. *****- Ssssssssssssack! *****- *snorts* *adjusts glasses* nothing beats Zelda64! *****- dont be mad, get gladware! *****- hmmm.... no. *****- i don't know you that well, except when having sex with you and lauren, butta, maybe we should hagn out someimte when were not high and/or drunk. *****- sup. *****- i hate you, bitch. *****- You just can't cut it in the sack anymore, i guess you'll have to settle for someone else. WERE OVER!

That took too long. Only inness knows who they're for, i like to keep you guessing. (as if you care)

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If you put the results of this in your LJ, you will definitely have sex with the person it says! [28 Mar 2008|03:50pm]
Your Sex Partner (foh ladies only) by colorocrap
NAME:
PERSON:Mr. Rogers
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!
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